Something Fishy
” Come follow me, I will make you fishers of men”
Jesus said to the Apostle Saint Andrew
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime”.
Chinese Proverb
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak”.
Jay Leno (1950 – )

“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant”.
Scott Adams (1957 – ), Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons
“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he’ll eat for weeks”!
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish”.
Steven Wright (1955 – )
“Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish”.
Ovid (43 BC – 17 AD)
